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Today at the Disney Store

  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

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pau1y:

Instead of doing that, we could:

  • not do that

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joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

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anachronistique: reasons I am thankful for the internet

anachronistique:

reasons I am thankful for the internet

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CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?

turpentinehoneybee:

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

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NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL

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TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

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NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK

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HOLY FUCK TREES STOP

TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG

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notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

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sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

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inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

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